Monday, June 8, 2009

Funny Yogi Berra Quotes...

Funny Yogi Berra Quotes

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting.
I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats.
After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting,
how can I get mad at myself?"

"Baseball is 90% mental - the other half is physical."

"I always thought that record would stand
until it was broken."

"I made a wrong mistake."

"You better cut the pizza in four pieces because
I'm not hungry enough to eat six."

"I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia.
Let them walk to school like I did."

"He hits from both sides of the plate.
He's amphibious."

"I think Little League is wonderful.
It keeps the kids out of the house."

"You can observe a lot just by watching."

"If you come to a fork in the road, take it."

"Why buy good luggage?
You only use it when you travel."

"I knew I was going to take the wrong train,
so I left early."

"This is like deja-vu all over again."

"If you don't know where you're going,
you will wind up somewhere else."

1 comment:

  1. And one of my favorite Yogiisms:

    "The future aint what it used to be."


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