Funny Yogi Berra Quotes
"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting.
I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats.
After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting,
how can I get mad at myself?"
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"Baseball is 90% mental - the other half is physical."
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"I always thought that record would stand
until it was broken."
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"I made a wrong mistake."
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"You better cut the pizza in four pieces because
I'm not hungry enough to eat six."
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"I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia.
Let them walk to school like I did."
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"He hits from both sides of the plate.
He's amphibious."
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"I think Little League is wonderful.
It keeps the kids out of the house."
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"You can observe a lot just by watching."
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"If you come to a fork in the road, take it."
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"Why buy good luggage?
You only use it when you travel."
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"I knew I was going to take the wrong train,
so I left early."
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"This is like deja-vu all over again."
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"If you don't know where you're going,
you will wind up somewhere else."
"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting.
I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats.
After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting,
how can I get mad at myself?"
=)
"Baseball is 90% mental - the other half is physical."
=)
"I always thought that record would stand
until it was broken."
=)
"I made a wrong mistake."
=)
"You better cut the pizza in four pieces because
I'm not hungry enough to eat six."
=)
"I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia.
Let them walk to school like I did."
=)
"He hits from both sides of the plate.
He's amphibious."
=)
"I think Little League is wonderful.
It keeps the kids out of the house."
=)
"You can observe a lot just by watching."
=)
"If you come to a fork in the road, take it."
=)
"Why buy good luggage?
You only use it when you travel."
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"I knew I was going to take the wrong train,
so I left early."
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"This is like deja-vu all over again."
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"If you don't know where you're going,
you will wind up somewhere else."
And one of my favorite Yogiisms:
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