Saturday, July 26, 2008

Moron School of Medicine...

Moron School of Medicine Exam


Here are definition questions and their answers from the exam
to become a doctor at the Moron School Of Medicine:



1. Artery... The study of painting

2. Bacteria... Back door to cafeteria

3. Barium... When doctors make mistakes

4. Bowel... A letter like a, e, i, o, or u

5. Caesarian Section... A district in Rome

6. Cauterize... Make eye contact with her

7. Coma... Punctuation mark

8. Cat scan... Searching for kitty

9. Congenital... Friendly

10. Dilate.... To live long

11. Enema... Not a friend

12. Genital... Not Jewish

13. High Colonic... Jewish holiday

14. Impotent... Important and well-known

15. Labor pain... Getting hurt at work

16. Medical Staff... A doctor's walking stick

17. Morbid... Make another bid

18. Nitrate... Much cheaper than day rate

19. Out patient... A patient who has fainted

20. Pap smear... Fatherhood test

21. Pelvis... Cousin of Elvis

22. Post operative... Letter deliveryman

23. Recovery Room... Place to do upholstery

24. Rectum... Darn near killed 'em

25. Rheumatic... Thinking of love

26. Secretion... Hiding something

27. Seizure... Marc Anthony's friend

28. Tablet... Small table

29. Terminal illness... Getting sick at the airport

30. Tumor...
More than one

1 comment:

  1. That was a great laugh, just what the Dr. ordered!!!
    S.

    ReplyDelete

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