Moron School of Medicine...

Moron School of Medicine Exam

Here are definition questions and their answers from the exam
to become a doctor at the Moron School Of Medicine:


1. Artery... The study of painting
2. Bacteria... Back door to cafeteria
3. Barium... When doctors make mistakes
4. Bowel... A letter like a, e, i, o, or u
5. Caesarian Section... A district in Rome
6. Cauterize... Make eye contact with her
7. Coma... Punctuation mark
8. Cat scan... Searching for kitty
9. Congenital... Friendly
10. Dilate.... To live long
11. Enema... Not a friend
12. Genital... Not Jewish
13. High Colonic... Jewish holiday
14. Impotent... Important and well-known
15. Labor pain... Getting hurt at work
16. Medical Staff... A doctor's walking stick
17. Morbid... Make another bid
18. Nitrate... Much cheaper than day rate
19. Out patient... A patient who has fainted
20. Pap smear... Fatherhood test
21. Pelvis... Cousin of Elvis
22. Post operative... Letter deliveryman
23. Recovery Room... Place to do upholstery
24. Rectum... Darn near killed 'em
25. Rheumatic... Thinking of love
26. Secretion... Hiding something
27. Seizure... Marc Anthony's friend
28. Tablet... Small table
29. Terminal illness... Getting sick at the airport
30. Tumor... More than one