Can of Peaches
An elderly couple had been shopping at a grocery store, and the wife decided to steal a can of peaches. The inevitable happened and she was caught. Upon her court date, the judge asked her what she had stolen.
"Your Honor, I stole a can of peaches."
The judge replied, "How many peaches were in the can?"
She said, "Six."
The judge then said, "I will sentence you to six days in jail."
Her husband stood up behind her and replied, "Your Honor, she also stole a can of peas."
Oh, ouch! Mean husband! LOL
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Beth
I bet they were the extra tiny "baby peas", LOL.
ReplyDeleteOld guy must've really needed a vacation from
the wife.
S.
OMG.......... that was great.
ReplyDeleteTickled my funny bone...
Thanks for the chuckle.
That ought to teach that little old grey haired shoplifter. D
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!! that was cute and funny!!!!
ReplyDeletebetty
That was cute!
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