Thursday, July 3, 2008

Joke - Can of Peaches

Can of Peaches

An elderly couple had been shopping at a grocery store, and the wife decided to steal a can of peaches. The inevitable happened and she was caught. Upon her court date, the judge asked her what she had stolen.

"Your Honor, I stole a can of peaches."

The judge replied, "How many peaches were in the can?"

She said, "Six."

The judge then said, "I will sentence you to six days in jail."

Her husband stood up behind her and replied, "Your Honor, she also stole a can of peas."

6 comments:

  1. Oh, ouch! Mean husband! LOL

    Val--and everyone else--take a look at this video. I think it will put a smile on your face!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlfKdbWwruY

    Beth

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  2. I bet they were the extra tiny "baby peas", LOL.
    Old guy must've really needed a vacation from
    the wife.

    S.

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  3. OMG..........   that was great.

    Tickled my funny bone...

    Thanks for the chuckle.

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  4. That ought to teach that little old grey haired shoplifter.      D

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  5. LOL!!!! that was cute and funny!!!!

    betty

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  6.     That was cute!
    Jude
    http://journals.aol.com/jmorancoyle/MyWay

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