Funny Quotes
"Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac who
stays up all night wondering if there really is a Dog?"
- author unknown
"Roses are red, violets are blue,
I'm schizophrenic, and so am I."
- Oscar Levant
"People always ask me 'Were you funny as a
child?' Well, I was an accountant."
- Ellen Degeneres
"I was married by a judge.
I should have asked for a jury."
- Groucho Marx
"Foot: A special device for
finding furniture in the dark."
- author unknown
"Cos it's strange, isn't it. You stand in the middle
of a library and go 'Aaaaaagghhh!!' and everyone just
stares at you. But you do the same thing on an
aeroplane, and everyone joins in."
- Tommy Cooper
Monday, July 28, 2008
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the last one made me laugh!!
ReplyDeleteI like this journal, Val, because you can just come over and read funny things, insightful things, quotes, verses from the Bible, etc and just feel good about it, know what I mean?
enjoy the day
betty
The one about the toe? Been there. Done that. It's a wonder I haven't broken more toes than I have.
ReplyDeleteJude
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