Monday, July 7, 2008

Funny - Actual Newspaper Headlines...

Have You Read The News?

Actual newspaper headlines!...

1. Include Your Children When Baking Cookies

2. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

3. Drunks Get Nine Months in Violin Case

4. Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?

5. Prostitutes Appeal to Pope

6. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

7. British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands

8. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids

9. Clinton Wins Budget; More Lies Ahead

10. Miners Refuse to Work After Death

11. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

12. Stolen Painting Found by Tree

13. Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter

14. If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While

15. Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

16. Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge

17. New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

18. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Space

19. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

20. Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

21. Typhoon Rips through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead


  1. Ahh, sometimes it's all about word placement, isn't it?


  2. makes you wonder if anyone proofs actual headlines, doesn't it? but it makes for a cute laugh :)


  3. I'd like to contribute 2 remarks I actually heard on the radio:

        This is NBC News trapped in a missile silo.

        Thank you.  So glad to wee with you.

  4.     This is exactly why editors hire people to write headlines.


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