Humorous Quotes by Famous People
"Some cause happiness wherever they go;
others, whenever they go."
- Oscar Wilde
"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening.
But this wasn't it."
- Groucho Marx
"His mother should have thrown
him away and kept the stork."
- Mae West
"Why do you sit there looking like an
envelope without any address on it?"
- Mark Twain
"He loves nature in spite of what it did to him."
- Forrest Tucker
The exchange between Churchill & Lady Astor:
"If you were my husband
I'd give you poison."
"If you were my wife,
I'd drink it."
Thanks to Susan from Notable Quotables for the use of these quotes! Thanks, Susan!!