You Might Be Having A Redneck Thanksgiving If...
You're dinner is on a ping-pong table.
The meal is squirrel and dumplings.
You're re-using paper plates.
You have a complete set of salad bowls and they
all say Cool Whip on the side.
You're using your ironing board as a buffet table.
You have to decide which pet to eat for
your Thanksgiving meal.
Your turkey platter is an old hub cap.
Your best cups have Dixie printed on them.
Your stuffing's secret ingredient comes from
the bait shop.
Your only condiment on the dining room table
Your side dishes include beef jerky and
You have to go outside to get something from
The directions to your house include "turn off
the paved road".
Pork and beans are your "gourmet food".
You're using an Elvis Jell-o mold.
You're using an illegal, secret family recipe.
You're serving Vienna Sausages for appetizers.