Fun and Funny Quotes on Sleep
"I love to sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart
when I'm awake, you know?"
- Ernest Hemingway
"Life is too short to sleep on low thread-count sheets."
- Leah Stussy
"The amount of sleep required by the average person is
five minutes more."
- Wilson Mizener
"Without enough sleep, we all become tall two-year-olds."
- JoJo Jensen, 'Dirt Farmer Wisdom'
"People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one."
- Leo J. Burke
- Terri Guillemets
"Laugh and the world laughs with you; snore,
and you sleep alone!"
- Anthony Burgess
"Before marriage, a man will go home and lie awake all
night thinking about something you said; after marriage,
he'll go to sleep before you finish saying it."
- Helen Rowland
"I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather -
not screaming like the passengers in his car."
- Will Shriner
"The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep."
- W. C. Fields