Monday, November 1, 2010

Fun and Funny Quotes...

Fun and Funny Quotes

"Never wear anything that panics the cat."
- P. J. O'Rourke

"A black cat crossing your path signifies that
the animal is going somewhere."
- Groucho Marx

"A moose is an animal with horns on the front of his
head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it."
- Groucho Marx

"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are
members of a weird religious cult.
- Rita Rudner

"The chicken came first.
God would look silly sitting on an egg."
- Author Unknown

"Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his
party did not miss the boat."
- Mark Twain

"Women don't want to hear what you think.
Women want to hear what they think -
in a deeper voice."
- Bill Cosby

"My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous.
The other day she looked at my calendar
and wanted to know who May was."
- Rodney Dangerfield

"I'm so ugly... I worked in a pet shop,
and people kept asking how big I'd get."
- Rodney Dangerfield

"Time wounds all heels."
- Groucho Marx


  1. These are ABSOLUTELY hilarious!

    However, I would change this one a little, LOL:
    "Never wear anything that panics the cat."
    to: "Never make the cat wear anything that panics the cat!" Once I made my maine coone cat Michael wear a thick knitted red sweater. He totally freaked out! He tried to get it off! He wouldn't look at John or me for about three days! Whenever he sees us with a little shirt or sweater he runs!

    Thanks for these, Val, these are up there with your most funny quotes ever! :)

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  2. I'm so ugly they won't let me in the zoo. I frighten the wart hogs.


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