Joke - Where is God?

Where is God?

A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were

excessively mischievous and always getting into trouble.

Their parents knew that if any mischief occurred in their

town, their sons were probably involved.

The boys' mother heard that a local clergyman had been

successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would

speak with her boys. The clergyman agreed, but asked to

see them individually.

The mother sent her 8-year-old in with the clergyman first.

The older boy's visit followed in the afternoon.

The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the

younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?"

The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response.

He sat frozen and wide-eyed.

So the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner

tone, "Where is God!!?"

Again the boy made no attempt to answer. So the
clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his
finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "WHERE IS
GOD!?!"

The boy screamed and bolted from the room and ran
directly home. He dove into his bedroom closet and
slammed the door behind him.

When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked,

"What happened?"

The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We

are in BIG trouble this time, dude. God is missing and
they think WE did it!"