Monday, November 15, 2010

Fun and Funny Quotes...

Fun and Funny Quotes

"Some drink deeply from the river of knowledge.
Others only gargle."
- Woody Allen

"What if nothing exists and we're all in
somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if
only that fat guy in the third row exists?"
- Woody Allen

"Interestingly, according to modern astronomers,
space is finite. This is a very comforting thought,
particularly for people who can never remember
where they have left things."
- Woody Allen

"Men forget everything; women remember everything.
That's why men need instant replays in sports.
They've already forgotten what happened."
- Rita Rudner

"What ought to be done to the man who
invented the celebrating of anniversaries?
Mere killing would be too light."
- Mark Twain

"Women will never be as successful as men because
they have no wives to advise them."
- Dick Van Dyke

"I brought you a tuna sandwich. They say it's brain
food. I guess because there's so much dolphin in it,
and you know how smart they are."
- Marge Simpson, 'The Simpsons'

"I just love Chinese food.
My favorite dish is number 27."
- Clement Atlee

"It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb
cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate."
- Dave Barry

"They misunderestimated me."
- George W Bush


  1. Aaah Val! What a breath of fresh air for me to read these. I love and miss you. Blessings, Penny

  2. I can always count on your blog to make me smile! Have a good week.


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