Top 10 Types of Houses to Avoid When Trick-or-Treating
This is taken from a Hallmark Halloween card:
10. Any house that seems to be imploding into a hole in
9. Any house made of food.
8. Any house that has ornamental lawn hyenas.
7. Any house whose only entrance goes to the basement.
6. Any house where high-tension power lines seem
5. Any house that keeps growling, "Get out!".
4. Any house where the furniture seems to be walking
around the living room.
3. Any house that looks more like a giant, pulsating orb
floating three feet above the ground, than a house.
2. Any house with a yard full of statues of people in
odd running poses.
... and the number one house to avoid:
1. Any house that wasn't there a couple of seconds ago.