Fun Halloween Quotes
the parents sent their kids out looking like me."
- Rodney Dangerfield
"This Halloween the most popular mask is the
Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part?
With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him."
- Conan O'Brien
"Eat, drink, and be scary."
- Author Unknown
"Look, there's no metaphysics on earth like chocolates."
- Fernando Pessoa
"Once in a young lifetime one should be allowed to have
as much sweetness as one can possibly want and hold."
- Judith Olney
"There is nothing that gives more assurance than a mask."
"One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
one need not be a house; the brain has corridors
surpassing material place."
- Emily Dickinson
"Deep into the darkness peering, long I stood there,
Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared
to dream before."
- Edgar Allan Poe, 'The Raven'
"Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with.
C. B. is such a loser. He wasn't even the star of
his own Halloween special."
- Chris Rock
"On Hallowe'en the thing you must do
Is pretend that nothing can frighten you
And if somethin' scares you and you want to run
Just let on like it's Hallowe'en fun."
- Author Unknown, from an early 19th century postcard