Perfection
The preacher said, "There's no such thing as a perfect woman.
Anyone present who has ever known a perfect woman, stand up."
Nobody stood up.
"Those who have ever known a perfect man, stand up."
One elderly gentleman stood up.
"Are you honestly saying you knew an absolutely perfect man?"
he asked, somewhat amazed.
"Well now, I didn't know him personally," replied the little old man,
"but I have heard a great deal about him. He was my wife's first
husband."
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