Monday, October 11, 2010

Fun and Funny Quotes...



Fun and Funny Quotes


"Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life.
Laughing at someone else's can shorten it."
- Cullen Hightower


"If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number
of funny things passed in one session of Congress."
- Will Rogers


"Politics is just show business for ugly people."
- Jay Leno


"A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known,
then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized."
- Fred Allen


"When confronted by a difficult problem, you can solve it more easily by
reducing it to the question, 'How would the Lone Ranger handle this?'"
- David Brent


"If at first you don't succeed, remove all evidence you ever tried."
- David Brent


"Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk
and never once pulled back on the leash?"
- Robert Brault


"If you could combine a cat and a dog,
you'd have man's best accomplice."
- Robert Brault


"If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater,
suggest that he wear a tail."
- Fran Lebowitz


"Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?'
Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'"
- Charles Schulz, Charlie Brown


1 comment:

  1. Good Val. My favorite was the Lone Ranger.

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