Monday, October 18, 2010

Fun and Funny Quotes...

Fun and Funny Quotes

"A lot of people are afraid of heights.
Not me, I'm afraid of widths."
- Steven Wright

"Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country."
- Steven Wright

"Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time."
- Steven Wright

"Drawing on my fine command of the English language,
I said nothing."
- Robert Benchley

"In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first."
- George Carlin

"If truth is beauty, how come no one has
their hair done in the library?"
- Lily Tomlin

"I don't have a bank account because
I don't know
my mother's maiden name."
- Paula Poundstone

"If two wrongs don't make a right, try three."
- Laurence J. Peter

"Accept that some days you are the pigeon,
and some days you are the statue."
- Dilbert

"I've developed a new philosophy.
I only dread one day at a time."
- Charles Schulz, 'Peanuts'

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