Fun and Funny Quotes
"A lot of people are afraid of heights.
Not me, I'm afraid of widths."
- Steven Wright
"Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country."
- Steven Wright
"Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time."
- Steven Wright
"Drawing on my fine command of the English language,
I said nothing."
- Robert Benchley
"In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first."
- George Carlin
"If truth is beauty, how come no one has
their hair done in the library?"
- Lily Tomlin
"I don't have a bank account because
I don't know my mother's maiden name."
I don't know my mother's maiden name."
- Paula Poundstone
"If two wrongs don't make a right, try three."
- Laurence J. Peter
"Accept that some days you are the pigeon,
and some days you are the statue."
- Dilbert
"I've developed a new philosophy.
I only dread one day at a time."
- Charles Schulz, 'Peanuts'
I'm with the guy who's afraid fo widths.
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