Fun and Funny Quotes...

Fun and Funny Quotes


"Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that

the people who have the most live the longest."

- Larry Lorenzoni

"A well-adjusted woman is one who not only

knows what she wants for her birthday, but even

knows what she's going to exchange it for."

- Author Unknown

"I bought my wife a new car. She called and said,

'There's water in the carburetor.' I said,

'Where's the car?' She said, 'In the lake.'"

- Henny Youngman

"The best way to get most husbands to do something

is to suggest that perhaps they're too old to do it."

- Ann Bancroft

"Not only do I not know what's going on,

I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did."

- George Carlin

"I think people should be allowed to do anything

they want. We haven't tried that for a while.

Maybe this time it'll work."

- George Carlin

"You don't always have to convince people

to be on your side. Sometimes you have to

confuse them instead."

- Horace

"Indecision may or may not be my problem."

- Jimmy Buffett

"Acquiring a dog may be the only opportunity

a human has to choose a relative."

- Mordecai Wyatt Johnson

"If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton,

you may as well make it dance."

- George Bernard Shaw

"He who laughs last didn't get it."

- Helen Giangregorio

- dedicated to JAB#1 who turned four yesterday (Aug. 15).

Happy Birthday, Josiah!! Grammy loves you very much!!