Monday, August 16, 2010

Fun and Funny Quotes...

Fun and Funny Quotes

"Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that
the people who have the most live the longest."
- Larry Lorenzoni

"A well-adjusted woman is one who not only
knows what she wants for her birthday, but even
knows what she's going to exchange it for."
- Author Unknown

"I bought my wife a new car. She called and said,
'There's water in the carburetor.' I said,
'Where's the car?' She said, 'In the lake.'"
- Henny Youngman

"The best way to get most husbands to do something
is to suggest that perhaps they're too old to do it."
- Ann Bancroft

"Not only do I not know what's going on,
I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did."
- George Carlin

"I think people should be allowed to do anything
they want. We haven't tried that for a while.
Maybe this time it'll work."
- George Carlin

"You don't always have to convince people
to be on your side. Sometimes you have to
confuse them instead."
- Horace

"Indecision may or may not be my problem."
- Jimmy Buffett

"Acquiring a dog may be the only opportunity
a human has to choose a relative."
- Mordecai Wyatt Johnson

"If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton,
you may as well make it dance."
- George Bernard Shaw

"He who laughs last didn't get it."
- Helen Giangregorio

- dedicated to JAB#1 who turned four yesterday (Aug. 15).
Happy Birthday, Josiah!! Grammy loves you very much!!


  1. Hey Valerie.. I'm not sure if you will remember me or not. I used to follow you on AOL. Anyway, I stumbled on your blog while looking for some new blogs to read. Is this your main one?

    Love the quotes by the way. Especially about choosing relatives LOL

    Take care.

  2. Love the jokes, thanks for the laughs.

  3. I like the George Carlin one about not knowing what to do about it.


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