Thursday, August 26, 2010

Little Johnny Jokes...

Little Johnny Jokes

Little Johnny Learning Numbers

The teacher asked little Johnny if he knew his numbers.

"Yes," he said, "I do. My father taught me."

"Good. What comes after three?"

"Four," answered the boy.

"What comes after six?"


"Very good," said the teacher. "Your dad did a fine job.
What comes after ten?"

"A jack!"

Little Johnny and Math

The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying
attention in class. She called on him and said, "Johnny!
What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?"

Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, FOX, ESPN and the
Cartoon Network!"

Little Johnny on a Field Trip

Little Johnny's kindergarten class took a field trip to
their local police station where they saw pictures tacked
to a bulletin board of the ten most-wanted criminals.

One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it
really was the photo of a wanted person.

"Yes," answered the policeman. "The detectives want very
badly to capture him."

Little Johnny asked, "Why didn't you keep him when you
took his picture?"

Little Johnny at Home

Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed
cold cream on her face.

"Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked.

"To make myself beautiful," answered his mother, who began
removing the cream with a tissue.

"What's the matter?" asked little Johnny. "Giving up?"


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  2. Hi! My favorite joke is the one where Johnny lists the corresponding TV stations!

    krissy :)

  3. My favorite is what comes after ten.

  4. Hey there.. I am Little Johnny all grown up. I swear I wasnt as bad as the stories make me out to be. You can see the REAL stories behind the jokes on


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