Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Newspaper Funnies...




Funny, Real Newspaper Headlines

* Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case
* Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
* Eye Drops Off Shelf
* Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead
* Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Axe
* Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies
* Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter
* Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
* Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge
* Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge
* New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
* Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
* Fire British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply
* Include your Children When Baking Cookies


Newspaper Boy

A newspaper boy was standing on the corner with a large pile
of papers, shouting, "Read all about it! Twenty-five people
cheated! Twenty-five people cheated!"

Intrigued, a man walked over, bought a paper, and checked the
front page. What he saw was yesterday's paper. The man said,
"Hey, this is an old paper. Where's the story about the big
swindle?"

The newspaper boy ignored him and went on yelling out, "Read
all about it! Twenty-six people cheated!"

2 comments:

  1. I laughed out loud at kids make good snacks.

    DB

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  2. I loved the paperboy! LOL

    Hugs, Rose

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