Monday, August 2, 2010

Fun and Funny Quotes...

Fun and Funny Quotes

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves
that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves,
'You know, I want to set those people over there on fire,
but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.'"
- George Carlin

"Who decides when the applause should die down?
It seems like it's a group decision; everyone begins to say
to themselves at the same time, 'Well, okay,
that's enough of that.'"
- George Carlin

"Standing ovations have become far too commonplace.
What we need are ovations where the audience members
all punch and kick one another."
- George Carlin

"Room service? Send up a larger room."
- Groucho Marx

"How do you feel about women's rights?
I like either side of them."
- Groucho Marx

"I'd much rather be a woman than a man.
Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes,
and they're the first to be rescued off sinking ships."
- Gilda Radner

"Men who have pierced ears are better
prepared for marriage. They've experienced
pain and bought jewelry."
- Rita Rudner

"Not one man in a beer commercial has a beer belly."
- Rita Rudner

"The more I see of men, the more I like dogs."
- Jeanne Marie Roland

"Mr. Right is coming.
But he's in Africa and he's walking."
- Oprah Winfrey

1 comment:

  1. I'd like to see the audience puching and kicking each other.


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