Leaving Montreal for Quebec, I decided to make a stop at a rest area on the
side of the road.
I went into the washroom.
The first stall was taken so I went to the second stall. I'd just sat down when I
heard a voice from the next stall, "Hi there, how's it going?"
Now I'm not the type to strike up conversations with strangers in washrooms on
the side of the road. I didn't know what to say, but finally I said, "Not bad... "
Then the voice said, "So, what are you doing?"
I thought that was kind of weird, but I said, "Well, I'm just going to the bathroom,
then I'm going back East... "
The voice interrupted, "Look, I'm going to have to call you back. Every time I ask
you a question, this goober in the next stall keeps answering me!"