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Dear Abby,

I have never written to you before, but I really need your advice. I have suspected
for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. There are the usual signs.
The phone rings, but if I answer, the caller hangs up.

My wife has been going out with 'the girls' a lot recently. When I ask their names
she always says, 'just some friends from work, you don’t know them.' I try to stay
awake to look out for her coming home, but I usually fall asleep.

I have never approached the subject with my wife as I have been scared to know
the truth.

Last night she went out again, and I decided to finally check on her. Around
midnight, I decided to hide in the garage behind my golf clubs so I could get a good
view of the whole street when she arrived home from a night out with 'the girls'.
It was at that moment, crouching behind my clubs, that I noticed that the graphite
shaft on my driver appeared to have a hairline crack right by the club head.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the golf shop where I
bought it?

Thanks, Jim

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