Fun and Funny Quotes...

Fun and Funny Quotes


"Adam is the luckiest man; he had no mother-in-law."
- Mark Twain
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"I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see,
I have friends in both places."
- Mark Twain
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"Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed."
- Mark Twain
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"We had a depression fair in the back yard. A major game there was
Pin the Blame on the Donkey."
- Richard Lewis
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"Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough, but it’s worse when
you see them wearing dark glasses, having streamers around their necks,
and a hat on their antlers. Because then you know they were enjoying
themselves at a party when they were shot."
- Ellen Degeneres
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"Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into a even smaller
hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose."
- Winston Churchill
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"I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang,
but eventually it came back to me."
- Author Unknown
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"My grandfather is hard of hearing. He needs to read lips. I don't
mind him reading lips, but he uses one of those yellow highlighters."
- Brian Kiley
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"My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands
and two of them were just napping."
- Rita Rudner
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"Always go to other people’s funerals,
otherwise they won’t come to yours."
- Yogi Berra