Funny Famous Insults...

Funny Famous Insults

"His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork."
- Mae West
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"He loves nature in spite of what it did to him."
- Forrest Tucker
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"He had the sort of face that makes you realize God does have
a sense of humor."
- Bill Bryson
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"I never forget a face,
but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."
- Groucho Marx
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"Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any
address on it?"
- Mark Twain
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"He has Van Gogh's ear for music."
- Billy Wilder
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"The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation,
but not the power of speech."
- George Bernard Shaw
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"A fellow with the inventiveness of Albert Einstein,
but with the attention span of Daffy Duck."
- Tom Shale on Robin Williams
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"Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of
Congress, but I repeat myself."
- Mark Twain
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"Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence."
- Ashleigh Brilliant
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"You have delighted us long enough."
- Jane Austen