More Romantic Humor...

Such a Lovely Name

Two senior couples were strolling along, wives in front, husbands in back
chatting.

Bernie turns to Marv and says, "Ya know, we went to a new restaurant last
night and had the best meal ever. Great prices, too."

Marv smiles and says, "Well, we like to eat out, too. So what was the name
of this fine new eatery?"

Bernie says, "You'll going to have to help me out here a little. What's the name
of that pretty flower, smells sweet, often red, grows on a thorn bush?"

Marv grins again, "Well now, Bernie, sounds like a rose to me... "

"Yes, yes, that's it!" cries Bernie, then he calls ahead to his wife...

"Rose, Rose, honey! What was the name of that little restaurant we ate at
last night?"

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Sending Out Valentine's Day Cards

A fellow walks into a post office to see a middle-aged, balding man standing
at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes
with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts
spraying scent all over them.

His curiosity is getting the better of him and he goes up to the balding man and
asks him what he is doing.

The man replies, "I'm sending out one thousand Valentine cards signed,
'Guess who?'"

"But why?" asks the man.

"I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replies.