Valentine's Day Jokes for Married Couples
♥ A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
♥ A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
♥ Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage,
the “y” becomes silent. And so does the husband.
♥ A husband said to his wife, “No, I don’t hate your relatives. In fact,
I like your mother-in-law better than I like mine.”
♥ The honeymoon is over when the husband calls home to say he’ll be late
for dinner and the answering machine says it is in the microwave.
♥ Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage.
They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.
♥ A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get
married?” The father replied, “I don’t know, son, I’m still paying
♥ A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it
because the thief was spending less than his wife did.
♥ Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.
♥ The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget
♥ Cosmetics: A woman’s way of keeping a man from reading between
♥ Words to live by: Do not argue with a spouse who is packing your
♥ Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something
you say. After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.
♥ Marriage is a three ring circus: the engagement ring, the wedding ring,
and the suffering.