Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Valentine's Day Jokes for Married Couples...

Valentine's Day Jokes for Married Couples

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage,
the “y” becomes silent. And so does the husband.

A husband said to his wife, “No, I don’t hate your relatives. In fact,
I like your mother-in-law better than I like mine.”

The honeymoon is over when the husband calls home to say he’ll be late
for dinner and the answering machine says it is in the microwave.

Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage.
They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.

A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get
married?” The father replied, “I don’t know, son, I’m still paying
for it.”

A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it
because the thief was spending less than his wife did.

Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.

The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget
it once.

Cosmetics: A woman’s way of keeping a man from reading between
the lines.

Words to live by: Do not argue with a spouse who is packing your

Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something
you say. After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.

Marriage is a three ring circus: the engagement ring, the wedding ring,
and the suffering.

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