Joke - Oldies Lyrics Revised...

Oldies Lyrics Revised

Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to
accommodate aging baby boomers who can remember doing the Limbo
as if it were yesterday. They include:

Bobby Darin
Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' A Flash

Herman's Hermits
Mrs. Brown, You've Got A Lovely Walker

Ringo Starr
I Get By With A Little Help From Depends

The Bee Gees
How Can You Mend A Broken Hip?

Roberta Flack
The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face

Johnny Nash
I Can't See Clearly Now

Paul Simon
Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver

Procol Harem
A Whiter Shade of Hair

Leo Sayer
You Make Me Feel Like Napping

The Temptations
Papa's Got a Kidney Stone

ABBA
Denture Queen

Tony Orlando
Knock Three Times On The Ceiling If
You Hear Me Fall

Helen Reddy
I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore

Leslie Gore
It's My Procedure,
And I'll Cry If I Want To

Willie Nelson
On The Commode Again