Fun and Funny Quotes...

Fun and Funny Quotes


"The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast."
- Oscar Wilde
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"I have met a lot hard-boiled eggs in my time,
but you're twenty minutes."
- Oscar Wilde
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"And my parents finally realize that I'm kidnapped and they
snap into action immediately: They rent out my room."
- Woody Allen
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"I have enough money to last for the rest of my life -
unless I buy something."
- Jackie Mason
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"Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of richest
people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work."
- Richard Orben
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"I like work, it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours."
- Jerome K. Jerome
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"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
- Benjamin Franklin
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"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of
mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine
invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."
- Dave Barry
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"One reason I don't drink is because I wish to know
when I am having a good time."
- Nancy Witcher Astor Viscountess
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"I'm not afraid of death.
I just don't want to be there when it happens."
- Woody Allen