Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Joke - Final Words...




Final Words...


"I'll get a world record for this... "

"It's fireproof... "

"He's probably just hibernating... "

"I'm making a citizen's arrest... "

"So, you're a cannibal... "

"Are you sure the power is off?"

"Yeah, I made the deciding vote on the jury,
so what of it?"

"I've seen this done on TV... "

"These are the good kind of mushrooms... "

"Let it down slowly... "

"Rat poison only kills rats... "

"Just take whatever you want,
this is a ghost town... "

"It's strong enough for both of us... "

"This doesn't taste right... "

"Nice doggie... "

"I've done this before... "

"Well, we've made it this far... "

"That's odd... "

"Don't be so superstitious... "

"Hey guys, watch this... "


* Thanks, Merry!
Do you have one you can add?

2 comments:

  1. I wonder what's behind this door.

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  2. Hey Valerie, I'm a fellow zipperhead. It's great to find such a fun and positive blog about coping with this crazy disease. Thanks for being such a positive example of how humor can be one of the greatest tools for coping. I'm just trying my best to live life with the madness while my hubby is serving overseas this year. I'm going to add you to my blog list and follow you. Thanks!!!

    Shalunya
    http://gypsyshalunya.blogspot.com

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