Thursday, January 21, 2010

Joke - The Monastery...

The Monastery

A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He gets out of
his car, approaches the monastery door and knocks. A couple of monks open the
door and he explains to them, "My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the

The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, and even fix his car.

As the man tries to fall asleep in the monastery that evening, he hears a strange
sound. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say,
"We can't tell you. You're not a monk."

The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way.

Some years later, the same man breaks down in front of the same monastery. The
monks again accept him, feed him, and fix his car once more. That night, he hears
the same strange noise that he had heard years earlier.

The next morning, he asks what it is, but the monks reply, "We can't tell you.
You're not a monk."

The man says, "All right, all right. I'm dying to know. If the only way I can find
out the mystery of the origin of the sound is to become a monk, how do I become
a monk?"

The monks answer, "You must travel the earth and tell us how many blades of grass
there are and the exact number of sand pebbles. When you find these numbers,
you will become a monk."

The man sets about his task. Some forty-five years later, he returns and knocks on
the door of the monastery. He says, "I have traveled the earth and have found what
you have asked for. There are 145,236,284,232 blades of grass and
231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on the earth."

The monks reply, "Congratulations. You are now a monk. We shall now show you the
way to the sound."

The monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says, "The sound is
right behind that door."

The man reaches for the knob, but the door is locked. He says, "Real funny. May I
have the key?"

The monks give him the key, and he opens the door. Behind the wooden door is
another door made of stone.

The man demands the key to the stone door. The monks give him the key, and he
opens it, only to find a door made of ruby.

He demands another key from the monks, who provide it. Behind that door is another
door, this one made of sapphire.

So it went until the man had gone through doors of emerald, silver, topaz and

Finally, the monks say, "This is the last key to the last door."

The man is relieved to no end. He unlocks the door, turns the knob, and behind that
door he is amazed to find the source of that strange sound!

... But I can't tell you what it is because you're not a monk.


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