A lady was walking to work one morning. She spied a new parrot on its
perch in the window of the local pet store that she passes each morning.
The parrot said to her, "Pssst, hey lady, you're ugly."
Well, as you can imagine, the lady is furious! She grumbled and stomped her
way to work.
On the way home she saw the same parrot, and it said to her, "Hey lady, you
are really ugly."
She was incredibly ticked now.
The next day the same parrot again said to her, "WOW lady, you are still really
The lady was so ticked that she went into the store and said that she would sue
the store and kill the bird if the manager didn't take care of this problem.
The store manager apologized profusely and promised he would make sure the
parrot wouldn't say it again.
When the lady walked past the store that day after work, the parrot called to
her, "Hey lady... "
She stopped and said, "Yes?"
The bird paused, then said, "You know."