Fun and Funny Winston Churchill Quotes
"A joke is a very serious thing."
"I like a man who grins when he fights."
"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down to us.
Pigs treat us as equals."
"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."
"I'm preparing my impromptu remarks."
"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance
to get its pants on."
"I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you
will still be ugly."
"My most brilliant achievement was my ability to persuade my wife
to marry me."
Lady Nancy Astor to Winston Churchill:
"Winston, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea."
"Nancy, if I were your husband, I'd drink it."
"I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared
for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter."
"I am bored with it all."