Monday, January 25, 2010

Fun and Funny Winston Churchill Quotes...




Fun and Funny Winston Churchill Quotes


"A joke is a very serious thing."
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"I like a man who grins when he fights."
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"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down to us.
Pigs treat us as equals."
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"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."
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"I'm preparing my impromptu remarks."
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"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance
to get its pants on."
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"I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you
will still be ugly."
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"My most brilliant achievement was my ability to persuade my wife
to marry me."
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Lady Nancy Astor to Winston Churchill:
"Winston, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea."
Winston Churchill:
"Nancy, if I were your husband, I'd drink it."
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"I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared
for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter."
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"I am bored with it all."


1 comment:

  1. Very funny Val. "If you were my wife I'd drink it."

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