Fun and Funny Winston Churchill Quotes...

Fun and Funny Winston Churchill Quotes


"A joke is a very serious thing."
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"I like a man who grins when he fights."
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"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down to us.
Pigs treat us as equals."
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"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."
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"I'm preparing my impromptu remarks."
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"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance
to get its pants on."
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"I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you
will still be ugly."
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"My most brilliant achievement was my ability to persuade my wife
to marry me."
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Lady Nancy Astor to Winston Churchill:
"Winston, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea."
Winston Churchill:
"Nancy, if I were your husband, I'd drink it."
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"I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared
for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter."
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"I am bored with it all."

Winston Churchill Quotes...

Winston Churchill Quotes

"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity;
an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty."
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"For I myself am an optimist - it does not seem to
be much use being anything else."
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"Out of intense complexities intense simplicities emerge."
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"I am easily satisfied with the very best."
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"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down to us.
Pigs treat us as equals."
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"Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak;
courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen."
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"All great things are simple, and many can be expressed in
single words - freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope."
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"Kites rise highest against the wind, not with it."
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"I'm preparing my impromptu remarks."
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"History will be kind to me for I intend to write it."
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"I like a man who grins when he fights."
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"However beautiful the strategy, you should
occasionally look at the results."
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"Success is the ability to go from one failure to
another with no loss of enthusiasm."
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"My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be
able to persuade my wife to marry me."
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Lady Nancy Astor to Winston Churchill:
"Winston, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea."
Winston Churchill:
"Nancy, if I were your husband, I'd drink it."