Fun and Funny Quotes...

Fun and Funny Quotes


“I've always thought that a big laugh is a really loud noise from
the soul saying, 'Ain't that the truth.'"
- Quincy Jones
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"I don't think inside the box. I don't think outside the box.
I don't even know where the box is!"
- Scott Douglas Chase
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"The only thing that sat its way to success was a hen."
- Sarah Brown
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"Do not put off until tomorrow what can be put off till
day-after-tomorrow just as well."
- Mark Twain
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"Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your feet.
It's also very good for the ground. If makes it feel needed."
- Charles Schulz
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"Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed."
- Charles Schulz
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"Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night
and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you."
- Ogden Nash
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"Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new
person you meet reminds you of someone else."
- Author Unknown
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"The young man knows the rules,
but the old man knows the exceptions."
- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.
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"How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue
caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?"
- Woody Allen
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"If we cannot smoke cigars in Heaven, I shall not go."
- Mark Twain