The Blonde in the Blizzard
It was snowing heavily and blowing to the point that visibility was almost zero
when the little blonde got off work. She made her way to her car and wondered
how she was going to make it home. She sat in her car while it warmed up
and thought about her situation.
The blonde finally remembered her daddy's advice that if she got caught in a
blizzard she should wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it. That way she
would not get stuck in a snow drift. This made her feel much better and sure
enough in a little while a snow plow came by and she started to follow it.
She was feeling very proud of herself and a little smug as she and the plow
continued on in the blizzard conditions.
After quite some time had passed, the blonde was somewhat surprised when the
snow plow stopped and the driver got out and came back to her car and signaled
for her to roll down her window.
The driver wanted to know if she was all right as she had been following him
for quite a long time.
The blonde told him she was fine and told him of her daddy's advice to follow a
snow plow when caught in a blizzard.
The driver replied, "Well that's just fine honey, and you can keep it up if you
want. I'm done here with the K-Mart parking lot and I gotta go cross the way
to Sam's Club next... "