The Silent Ride
A farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated
by the airplane rides, but he balked at the $30 tickets.
"Let's make a deal," said the pilot. "If you and your wife can ride
without making a single sound, I won't charge you a thing.
Otherwise, you pay the thirty dollars."
"Good deal!" said the farmer.
So they went for the ride. When they got back the pilot said,
"If I hadn't been there, I never would have believed it.
You never made a sound!"
"It wasn't easy either," said the farmer, "I almost yelled when
my wife fell out."