Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Joke - Cowboy Boots

Cowboy Boots

Did you hear about the Texas teacher who was helping one
of her kindergarten students put on his cowboy boots?

He asked her for help and she could see why...

Even with her pulling and him pushing, the little boots still
didn't want to go on. By the time they got the second
boot on, the teacher had worked up a sweat.

She almost cried when the little boy said,
"Teacher, they're on the wrong feet."

She looked, and sure enough, they were.

It wasn't any easier pulling the boots off than it was putting
them on. She managed to keep her cool as together they worked
to get the boots back on, this time on the right feet.

He then announced, "These aren't my boots!"

She bit her tongue rather than get right in his face and
scream, "Why didn't you say so?" like she wanted to.

Once again, she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting
boots off his little feet. No sooner had they gotten the
boots off when he said...

"They're my brother's boots. My Mom made me wear 'em."

Now she didn't know if she should laugh or cry,
but, she mustered up what grace and courage she
had left to wrestle the boots on his feet again.

Helping him into his coat, she asked,
"Now, where are your mittens?"

He said, "I stuffed 'em in the toes of my boots."

She will be eligible for parole in three years.

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