Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Joke - The Best of the Worst Country-Western Song Lyrics

The Best of the Worst Country-Western Song Lyrics

1. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure.

2. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

3. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling.

4. I Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl, But The
Car Don't Run So I Figure We Got An Even Deal.

5. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You.

6. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well.

7. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight,
Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win.

8. I'm So Miserable Without You,
It's Like Having You Here.

9. I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lyin' On
My Back and Cryin' Over You.

10. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To,
I'd Be Out By Now.

11. Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head).

12. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love You.

13. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend,
And I Sure Do Miss Him.

14. Please Bypass This Heart.

15. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly.

16. If the Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.


  1. Too funny!

    Thanks for the chuckles.

    Hugs, Rose

  2. It's not a country song but I remember years ago "I got a rose between my toes from walking barefoor through the hot house to you, baby."


  3. Valerie,
    These were great as usual. I thank you for the laughs!



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