Fun and Funny Quotes...

Fun and Funny Quotes

"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look
down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
- Winston Churchill
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"Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he
loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent."
- Author Unknown
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"I am at two with nature."
- Woody Allen
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"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing
through our papers. We are the president."
- Hillary Clinton (commenting on the release
of subpoenaed documents)
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"If you can't fix it with duck tape
you have'nt used enough."
- Author Unknown
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"Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries
of a large research staff to study the problem."
- Bill Vaughan
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"All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand."
- Author Unknown
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"Beware of the young doctor and the old barber."
- Benjamin Franklin
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"Just because nobody complains doesn't
mean all parachutes are perfect."
- Benny Hill
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"Stupidity got us into this mess,
then why can't it get us out?"
- Will Rogers
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"If you die in an elevator, be sure
to push the Up button."
- Sam Levenson