Funny Quotes by Famous Celebrities...

Funny Quotes by Famous Celebrities

"I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally."
- W. C. Fields
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"When I was young I was called a rugged individualist.
When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric.
Here I am doing and saying the same things I did
then and I'm labeled senile."
- George Burns
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"If your parents never had children,
chances are you won't either."
- Dick Cavett
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"Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you
walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives."
- Sue Murphy
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"When a man steals your wife there is no
better revenge than to let him keep her."
- Sacha Guitry
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"Why don't they make the whole plane
out of that black box stuff."
- Steven Wright
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"I don't want to achieve immortality through my
work, I want to achieve it through not dying."
- Woody Allen
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"It's not enough to succeed. Others must fail."
- Gore Vidal
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"A bore is a man who, when you
ask him how he is, tells you."
- B. L. Taylor
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"You cannot have everything. I mean,
where would you put it?"
- Steven Wright
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"Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!"
- Groucho Marx
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