Lightbulb Joke

Question:
How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light
bulb?

Woman's (with menopause) Answer:
One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this
house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that
the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS
before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't
be able to find the #&%!* light bulbs despite the fact that they've been
in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some
miracle, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged
to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE
SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE
FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER PICKS
UP OR CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T
ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT
DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY
TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO
CHANGES THE TOILET PAPER ROLL !!

I'm sorry. What was the question?

(I think this joke works with PMS, too. LOL)