Sunday, September 28, 2008

joke - The Blonde and The Lottery

The Blonde and The Lottery

A blonde finds herself in serious trouble. Her business has gone bust and she's in dire financial straits. She's so desperate that she decides to ask God for help. She begins to pray... "God, please help me. I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lottery."

Lottery night comes and somebody else wins.

She again prays... "God, please let me win the lottery! I've lost my business, my house, and I'm going to lose my car as well."

Lottery night comes and she still has no luck.

Once again, she prays... "My God, why have you forsaken me? I've lost my business, my house, and my car. My children are starving. I don't often ask You for help, and I've always been a good servant to You. PLEASE let me win the lottery just this one time so I can get my life back in order."

Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the Heavens open. The blonde is overwhelmed by the voice of The Almighty, Himself...

"Sweetheart, work with Me on this... Buy a ticket."


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7 comments:

  1. AnonymousSeptember 28, 2008 at 10:03 AM

    I always loved this one! Thanks for the larger print. The small print on dark back is hard to read sometimes. Ok, most of the time for old eyes, especially when they have been on computer for awhile! Dannelle

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  2. AnonymousSeptember 28, 2008 at 10:44 AM

    Ha ha! That would help....

    Beth

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  3. AnonymousSeptember 28, 2008 at 12:10 PM

    Val, new large font and new font color is perfect.  Please don't change anything.  With that font color you can read it on the other side.  There were times I wanted to remember a joke or especially a quote on the other side while commenting and couldn't remember exactly, then couldn't comment properly.  This is much better.  Please don't change.

    Joke was hilarious!!!

    Krissy :)  
    http://journals.aol.com/fisherkristina/SometimesIThink

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  4. AnonymousSeptember 28, 2008 at 12:56 PM

    LOL; that is too cute!!

    have a good day Val :)

    betty

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  5. AnonymousSeptember 28, 2008 at 11:04 PM

         That's cute.
    Jude
    http://journals.aol.com/jmorancoyle/MyWay

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  6. AnonymousSeptember 29, 2008 at 2:26 AM

    Very funny Val, I laughed out loud.  It reminds me of the one about the priest and the three rowboats.   DB

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  7. AnonymousSeptember 29, 2008 at 12:56 PM

    LMAO!!

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