While shopping in a grocery store, two local church ladies happened to pass by the beer, wine, and liquor section. One asked the other if she would like a beer.
The second good church sister answered that, indeed, it would be very nice to have one, but that she would feel uncomfortable about purchasing it. The first sister replied that she would handle it without a problem. She picked up a six-pack and took it to the cashier.
The cashier had a surprised look, so the good church sister said, "This is for washing our hair."
Without blinking an eye, the cashier reached under the counter and put a package of pretzel sticks in the bag with the beer. "The curlers are on me."