A shy Guy A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar.
After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, very tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted quietly with you for awhile?"
She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!!"
Everyone in the bar turns and stares at them.
Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.
After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology, and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations."
To which he responds at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean, $700?!"
A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar.