Serenity or Senility?
Three old guys are out walking. First one says, "Windy isn't it?"
Second one says, "No, It's Thursday!"
Third one says, "So am I. Let's go get some beer."
An alderly woman decided to prepare her will and told her preacher she
had two final requests. First she wanted to be cremated, and second,
she wanted her ashes scattered over Wal-Mart.
"Wal-Mart?" the preacher exclaimed. "Why Wal-Mart?"
"Then I'll be sure my daughters will visit me twice a week."
A man is telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing aid.
It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect."
"Really," answered the neighbor. "What kind is it?"
"Twelve thirty," he answered.
My memory is not as sharp as it used to be.
Also, my memory is not as sharp as it used to be.