Monday, September 8, 2008

Humorous Quotes...

Humorous Quotes

"If you love your job, you haven't
worked a day in your life."
- Tommy Lasorda

"I'm an excellent housekeeper.
Every time I get a divorce,
I keep the house."
- Zsa Zsa Gabor

"Marriages are made in heaven. But so
again, are thunder and lightning."
- Author Unknown

"Men marry women with the hope
they will never change. Women marry
men with the hope they will change.
Invaribly they are both disappointed."
- Albert Einstein

"To cease smoking is the
easiest thing. I ought to know.
I've done it a thousand times."
- Mark Twain

"I can resist everything
except temptation."
- Oscar Wilde

"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us.
Cats look down on us.
Pigs treat us as equals."
- Winston Churchill

Do you have a favorite?


  1. I like Tommy Lasorda's; jobs have ups and downs; some days I really like mine; some days I contemplate looking for a new one; I think that's the same for almost all employees :)

    enjoy your day Val!


  2. These are great. That Winston...he had quite a sense of humor, didn't he?!


  3. These are fantastic....
    Thanks for sharing them.....


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