Thursday, September 4, 2008

Joke - Wishes Granted...

Wishes Granted!

A married couple, in their early 60's, was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary at a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, "For being such an exemplary married couple and especially for being so thoughtful and loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish."

"Oh," said the wife, "I want to travel around the world with my darling husband."

The fairy waved her magic wand, and - POOF - two tickets for the Queen Mary II luxury liner and ten thousand dollars appeared in her hands.

Then it was her husband's turn. He thought for a minute and said, "Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. So I'm going with my mind and not my heart. I'm sorry, my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than I am."

The wife and the fairy were shocked and disappointed. But a wish is a wish, so the fairy waved her magic wand, and - POOF - the husband became 92 years old.

3 comments:

  1. I've heard this one--it's funny!

    Beth

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  2. LOL!! I've heard this before, but every time it brings a smile to my face :)

    I want to thank you again, Val, for starting this journal; it is so refreshing to come over here and to get a laugh or get some words of wisdom or some Scripture; I always know an entry in this journal will make me laugh or inspire me :)

    betty

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