Monday, September 15, 2008

Humorous Quotes...

Humorous Quotes

"There are three faithful friends - an old wife,
an old dog, and ready money."

- Benjamin Franklin

"I can resist everything except temptation."

- Oscar Wilde

"I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since
I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it.
And I'm President of the United States
and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli."

- George Bush

"Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children,
sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother."

- Ken Dodd

"One has fear in front of a goat, in back
of a mule, and on every side of a fool."

- Watson Howe

"42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot."

- Author Unknown

Which quote above is your favorite? Do you
know any other funny/interesting quotes?
Put in comments section or email! Thanks


  1. I like the statistics one. And I bet it's true 88% of the time!

    I can't think of any favorites off the top of my head, though!


  2. If more and more people want to stay away from the ball park, you can't stop them.          Yogi Berra

  3. I like George Bush's quote, LOL; got to love that as president, he could pick what he got to eat, LOL


  4. Uh...Val???
    What's a quote???
    (you knew I was kidding, I couldn't resist)

    Seriously, though, got an idea---how 'bout "Movie Quotes"?  There's a wealth of material there.

  5. OOPS!!!  Forgot to give my favorite...have to say I am leaning 75% towards the Oscar Wilde quote, and the remaining 25% to that last one, you can bet I am 99.5% sure of that statement...(smiles)
    (seriously, though, they were all great)


  6. My fave is the statistics quote!

    Krisy :)


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