"There are three faithful friends - an old wife,
an old dog, and ready money."
- Benjamin Franklin
"I can resist everything except temptation."
- Oscar Wilde
"I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since
I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it.
And I'm President of the United States
and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli."
- George Bush
"Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children,
sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother."
- Ken Dodd
"One has fear in front of a goat, in back
of a mule, and on every side of a fool."
- Watson Howe
"42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot."
- Author Unknown
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