The House and the Cellphone
A group of guys are in the locker room when a
cell phone rings. One of them picks it up.
Woman: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
Woman: "Well, I have news. The house we wanted
is back on the market. They are asking $950,000."
Man: "Well then, go ahead and make an offer,
but make it $1.2 million so we'll be sure to get it."
Woman: "Okay. I'll see you later. I love you!"
Man: "Bye! I love you, too!"
The man hangs up. Then he asks,
"Anyone know whose phone this is?"